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At long last I’ve eventually decided on a new name. No more am I BeadsnPieces…
Off The Rails Cakes – that’s me!

I thought it summed up some of the more wackier cakes I’ve done and as I work ‘on the rails’ during the day, it seemed fitting that this is what I do when I’m ‘off the rails’.

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Emma’s Cake – Harry Potter, Aliens, Books, Films, Baseball Caps, iPhone

Emma (5)This cake was made for my very good friend Emma. She helps keep me sane when work drives me nuts. She’s the voice of reason when I’m being overly critical. We steal each other’s files and claim them as our own on our respective building projects. She’s mad as a badger when she’s not being the voice of reason, extremely accident prone (never let her near a sharpened pencil with an elastic band attached to it) and we generally misbehave like naughty children, laughing until we’re crying when we’re in the same room.

Her mum asked me to make her cake for her 40th birthday. Do whatever I like but incorporate various things that sum up Emma. She likes……Harry Potter, Aliens, Books, Films, Food (not yoghurt) Baseball Caps, any Modern Technology.

I decided to make a book shaped cake – that’s ‘books’ covered – and then add decorations to cover the rest of the list.

Golden SnitchSorting Hat & Cinema Tickets

I used simple elements for Harry Potter that would be instantly recognisable but not too taxing trying to model. The Sorting Hat, Harry’s scarf and a Golden Snitch. The Snitch was harder than it should have been! Ruddy thing had a death wish! A simple idea – sturdy florist wire bent into a hook at one end and inserted into a ball of fondant/modelling paste with rice paper wings. See….simple. Except the ball was quite heavy and had a kamikaze habit of falling over to spite me which meant I had to keep repairing the wings. Initially the wings were slotted directly into the ball. I’d repaired the wings at least twice before spraying with gold lustre spray….. and the dampness of the spray caused the wings to melt right off GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Back to the drawing board. I sprayed another couple of sheets of rice paper and let them dry completely before cutting them out again. This time I attached them to a cocktail stick so I could stick them into the ball which had hardened. The effing thing fell over once more an hour later not long before we were due to take it to the party and it came quite close to being thrown into the wall. Several deep breaths and much construction worker fruity language later and I repaired it for what I hoped would be the final time (packed the edible glue for the party just in case).

Alien RearAlien Front Alien Side

I decided to cover Aliens, Baseball Caps and Modern Technology in one. I made a simple frame out of florist wire for half an alien and covered it in modelling paste, gave him a baseball cap and a teeny-weeny iPhone. I also made a larger iPhone by covering a Nice biscuit in black fondant and adding fiddly little apps logos which were hand painted.

iPhone Rear

Cinema Tickets were added to symbolise ‘Films’. It’s only now as I write this that I realise I missed off ‘Food’ from the list. Oh well. It’s cake, I’m sure that counts.

I’m pleased to report that the Golden Snitch arrived intact!

Happy Birthday!

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Pretty Flower Cake

Pretty Flower Cake

Pretty Flower Cake

Yummy lemon cake, drizzled with lemon syrup, split and filled with lemon curd and vanilla bean buttercream. Covered in fondant and simply decorated with a heart embossed ribbon cutter (by Jem) and gumpaste flowers made using a 2-piece cutter and veiner set from Blossom Cutters.
 
Well, I say ‘yummy’. I can only assume it was as unfortunately we didn’t get to sample this one. Another lastminute.com from my brother for his wife where I have to do the chasing. He didn’t know what style of cake to do so left it to me, I don’t know her well enough to know what she’s into so I just went for a simple set of pretty flowers.
 
The deal was that we’d go to theirs and cook dinner (I say ‘we’, I mean Shaun) and bring the cake. They’d been out for the day and didn’t get in until around 7pm but most of the prep had been done and we were sat down to eat for about 8pm. No sooner was dinner over then the two children disappeared, my brother went AWOL soon afterwards and we sat around for an age assuming he was doing something important. But no, he’d decided he was tired and went to bed without a word.
 
The birthday girl didn’t get her cake presented to her complete with whooshy ice fountain candle as we were waiting for my brother to reappear and so we didn’t get a chance to sample the cake which I’d been looking forward to all day because although I say so myself, my lemon cake is goooooooooooooood! I say ‘goooooooooooooood’ but again, I’m assuming because I never had any feedback or thanks. Still, it wasn’t made for me was it?
 
Disappointment abounds again. I’m noticing a pattern…
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Ribbon Roses on Marbled Fondant – January 2013

Ribbon Roses on Marbled Fondant

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Pretty cake for a pretty lady! Vanilla cake layered with raspberry jam and buttercream and covered in marbled fondant (a happy accident – didn’t have enough ivory left to cover so mixed in some green and pinks for artistic effect), ribbon roses and leaves made from modelling paste. An ice fountain was stuck in and lit at presentation – nearly took the poor waiter’s eyebrows off!
I actually got to taste this one…….and even if I do say so myself, it was ruddy marvellous!
The birthday girl was very pleased as it was a complete surprise for her.
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Christmas Cake – December 2012

Christmas Cake – Snowman Bauble Design

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My husband Shaun made the cake from a Delia Smith recipe and had been lovingly feeding it with brandy for several months much in the same way as you feed a baby – a spoonful for baby, a bigger spoonful for Daddy…

Last year’s cake didn’t get iced until February I think so I was determined this would be done earlier. Marzipan went on a few days before Christmas and on Christmas morning, once we’d opened our pressies, I got out the fondant and set to work. I kept it very simple but got to use some of the cutters from my (outrageously large) stash in the spare room. I fancied covering the whole cake in pale blue with snowflakes but Shaun wasn’t so keen so by way of a compromise, I covered in white and added a blue disc to bring out the snowman and snowflakes. The snowman and holly leaves were cut using plunger cutters, the blue disc using a glass big enough to surround the snowman. The falling snow and holly berries cut using the end of a large icing nozzle.

I’m very pleased with how the ribbons came out, they were done using fondant mixed with Tylo powder and cut using a strip/ribbon cutter that cuts several identically sized strips at once (made by Jem I think) attached to the cake at one end with a dab of sugar glue then twisted a little and attached at their other end.

It was a lovely moist cake full of juicy fruit and I love the combination of marzipan and icing. I’m going to let him bake another one next year – I’m good like that!

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P-P-P-Poker Cake….. P-P-Poker Cake!

Poker Cake

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This poker cake was made from a chocolate chip Madeira sponge, split then filled  and covered with chocolate fudge frosting. It was then covered in fondant – green for the ‘baize top’, marbled shades of brown for the ‘wooden’ sides.

The playing cards were cut from Mexican paste using patchwork cutters and painted with Sugarflair gel colouring paste that had been thinned down with alcohol. The poker chips were cut using a simple round metal cutter out of a 50/50 mix of coloured fondant and modelling paste; the markings were painted on with Squire’s white gel colouring paste (which didn’t really want to stay and drove me nuts – next time I will take the more fiddly route of attaching very thin pieces of Mexican paste instead). The ’50′s were cut with FMM Tappits and attached to the chips with edible glue, before painting the whole disc with edible glaze.

The remaining visible board was covered with fondant after completing the cake; I rolled out a long sausage of paste, shaped it roughly to the layout of the board and rolled it flat before lifting it onto the board, trimming to fit and fixing in place with a dampened paint brush.  The inscription was added using Klik-Stix.

For once, there wasn’t too much stress doing this cake as I was able to complete most of the decorations in advance at my own pace. I just need to be a bit more disciplined with doing as much as I can in advance for future ones instead of my usual last-minute, late night, stressy winging it and hoping for the best.

 

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